My ex-boyfriend, who was a total ass, texted me out of the blue. Yeah, the guy I dumped almost exactly 3 years ago texted me.
"Hey Henry, this is Pat. Funny story, I found your spirited away DVD!"
Clearly I changed the names, because the internet is forever. think about it
Um...
A. I deleted your number years ago, why did you not delete mine?
B. Not funny. I knew you took it. I even told you that when you moved out.
C. That movie was 23 bucks, and it's a fucking good movie.
Was this really necessary?
My conclusion: He's just striking up a way to talk to me. Probably to make it sound like he's doing amazing and that his life is better or some weird shit.
So naturally, I ignored and deleted the text.
boom.
